{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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Czesław Gawlikowski was a Polish military officer, doctor, and member of the resistance movement.
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