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Harpooned is a video game by Australia-based Irish developer Conor O'Kane for Windows and Macintosh computers. It is a serious game which questions the Japanese government's claim that their whaling program is scientific in nature. The game's website describes Harpooned as a \"Cetacean Research Simulator, where you play the role of a Japanese scientist performing research on whales around Antarctica\".
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