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Barbara Gilewska was a Polish film actress and dancer.
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Antonin Jean Desormeaux was a 19th-century French physician and inventor who has been called the \"father of endoscopy\", because he made significant improvements to the early endoscope and was the first to successfully use it to operate on a living patient. He presented his device to the French Academy of Sciences in Paris on July 20, 1853.
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The Siegel–Schwall Reunion Concert is an album by the Siegel–Schwall Band. It was recorded live in 1987, and released by Alligator Records in 1988.
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